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Curb Your Conspiracy Bag

$25.82

Color: Black

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Do you have an annoying conspiracy theorist in you life who drives you crazy with their endless, crazy and concocted stories? Well just tell them to "curb your conspiracy" and enjoy the rest of your day. It's a polite way of telling them to shut up.

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

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