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Album: Heroes & Villains

Manos The Hands of Fate Movie Poster T-Shirt

Description: Alternate movie poster design for the cult film Manos: The Hands of Fate.

Tags: alternative movie, bad movie, creepy, cult film, film
What About Blob? T-Shirt

Description: What do you call a disgusting house guest that overstays its welcome and eats your family? What about Blob?

Tags: alien, being, creature, halloween, horror
Torgo The Caretaker | Manos The Hands of Fate T-Shirt

Description: Torgo is the strange caretaker in the horrible horror movie, Manos The Hands of Fate. He carries a staff that has a sculpted, metal hand attached to it. One of his popular lines is, "I take care of the place while the Master is away."

Tags: bearded, bmovie, b movies, character, film quote
Hobocop Shotgun T-Shirt

Description: Part hobo. Part cop. After being kicked off the force for a poor work ethic, his wife leaves him and his house is foreclosed on. Destitute and sleeping on the streets with only the clothes on his back and his trusty shotgun by his side, Hobocop is determined to rid the city of crime, his way.

Tags: bum, hobo, law enforcement, officer, police
Leon Skum | This Anagram Is An Idiot T-Shirt

Description: Rearrange the letters of the anagram to reveal the idiot. Spoiler...it's Elon Musk.

Tags: anagram, boss, ceo, ceo millionaires, entrepreneur
The Atomic Brain | B-Movie T-Shirt

Description: For the brainiac in the family, this old sci-fi movie title makes the perfect gift.

Tags: cinema, film, movie, science fiction, scifi
A Little Bit Alexis License Plate T-Shirt

Description: Alexis Rose vanity license plate. Vroom Vroom, b*****s. The registration sticker features the production code for episode 60, "The Hospies", in which Alexis auditions for Cabaret and performs the title song from her critically accaimed reality show A Little Bit Alexis. FEB 19 is the month and year the episode premiered.

Tags: tv show, tv series, license plate, pop culture, schitts creek quotes
I Am Torgo! Manos The Hands of Fate T-Shirt

Description: Lazy Halloween or cosplay costume of Torgo, the servant from the cult horror film, Manos: The Hands of Fate. If anybody asks who you are supposed to be, just let your shirt do the talkin'.

Tags: bad movie, bmovie, character, cult film, hands of fate
The B Stooges T-Shirt

Description: Torgo, Torg and Tor are three of the most infamous and incompetent henchman in B-movie history.

Tags: bmovie, henchman, manos the hands of fate, robot, sidekick
A Very Manos Xmas: The Festive Hands of Fate T-Shirt

Description: Don't be a humbug. Celebrate a very Manos Christmas with the Master, as Manos blesses us all with the festive hands of fate. If you resist, your usefulness will come to an end. Join our creepy Christmas cult. It is the will of Manos.

Tags: festive season, creepy face, horror parody, cult, holiday
Leon Skum Anagram T-Shirt

Description: Rearrange the letters of the anagram to reveal the idiot. Spoiler...it's Elon Musk.

Tags: anagram, boss, ceo, ceo millionaires, entrepreneur
Leon Skum is Xcrement T-Shirt

Description: Shitty, egotistical behaviour needs to be called out.

Tags: egotistic, egotistical, excrement, feces, leon skum
Smokebusters No Smoking Logo T-Shirt

Description: If someone smokes and it don't smell good, call the Smokebusters! Wherever somebody is disobeying a NO SMOKING sign, Smokebusters will be there. Remember the Smokebusters motto: We Put Out!

Tags: anti smoking, cigarette, double entendre, double meaning, extinguisher
Zombies Ate My Brain T-Shirt

Description: Zombie skulls.

Tags: gross, zombie, scary, skulls, skeleton
Manos Painting | The Master Handsome Devil T-Shirt

Description: Featured in the horror movie Manos the Hands of Fate, this painting depicts the cult leader known as The Master along with his demon Doberman dog. You can't blame him for thinking he is one handsome devil. Get it? Hand-some.

Tags: pun, movie, hands of fate, manos, demon dog

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