Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Description: Who wants a kabob? Savory, grilled cubes of meat on wooden skewers is a meat lover's delight. The next time you're at a BBQ party and the cook asks what you want, just say "What about kabob?" Mmm!...Mmmmmm!...Mmm!

Description: You're the next contestant on The Price is High. Here's the next item up for bid. It's an expensive carton of eggs, brought to you by a tariff due to a trade war.

Description: When somebody ignores a 'NO SMOKING' sign, it's time to call the Smokebusters. They're ready to relieve you of your bad habit. Presumably, the heroes discharge fire extinguishers in the face of the offending smokers as they take a drag on their cigarette. This can also be used to celebrate and promote World No Tobacco Day (WNTD) which is celebrated annually on May 31. You can make everyday no tobacco day, if you quit smoking. Your lungs will thank you. Good health to all.

Description: "Ew David" has become a popular choice for personalized license plates in USA and Canada. Unfortunately only one person per state or province can pick that option, leaving many disappointed, die-hard fans of Schitt's Creek. The next best thing is to get yourself an Ew David simulated license plate design. No limit. The registration sticker features the production code for the episode in which Alexis first uttered the phrase. FEB 15 is the month and year the episode premiered.

Description: Moira Rose makes her acting comeback in the horror movie franchise The Crows Have Eyes, which we see as a trailer in season 6 of Schitt's Creek.

Description: The price is wrong.

Description: Alternate movie poster design for the cult film Manos: The Hands of Fate.

Description: "Lick Rust" is one of Alexis Rose's best comeback lines, one that should be stamped into a vanity license plate. ARC stands for Alexis Rose Communications. The date on the registration sticker is when the line was said. The serial number is the production code number of the episode (episode 71)

Description: Do you have an annoying conspiracy theorist in you life who drives you crazy with their endless, crazy and concocted stories? Well just tell them to "curb your conspiracy" and enjoy the rest of your day. It's a polite way of telling them to shut up.

Description: Canada is not for sale and never will become the 51st state.

Description: Eat Glass would make a great vanity license plate. It's David Rose's cutting comeback line he uttered to his sister Alexis, in an episode of Schitt's Creek. The registration sticker features the production code number of the episode in which the phrase was said. JAN 19 is the month and year the episode premiered.

Description: As Jeffrey Lebowski, aka The Dude, has been known to say in the movie The Big Lebowski, "The Dude abides."

Description: What do you call a disgusting house guest that overstays its welcome and eats your family? What about Blob?

Description: Some people would say that they are a lover, not a fighter. Irish people or someone celebrating Saint Patrick's Day might say that they are a clover, not a fighter. whatever the case, may the luck of the Irish be with you.

Description: Vanity license plate for Bob Currie, owner and mechanic of Bob's Garage on Schitt's Creek. The registration sticker features the production code number of the episode in which Johnny Rose negotiates with Bob, for office space at the garage. JAN 16 is the month and year the episode premiered.

Description: Is it really made of stooges? Why, soytenly it is! Soytenly Green crackers are made of 99% of the finest stooges, resulting in a delicious and nutritious snack food. So the next time you have a craving for soy and lentil crackers, open a box of Soytenly Green. There's a stooge in every bite.

Description: Torgo is the strange caretaker in the horrible horror movie, Manos The Hands of Fate. He carries a staff that has a sculpted, metal hand attached to it. One of his popular lines is, "I take care of the place while the Master is away."

Description: Walter Sobchak is very serious when it comes to rules in bowling, especially when it's a league game.If your foot goes over the line, you better mark it zero or you're in for a world of pain.

Description: Alexis' snappy comeback to David on Schitt's Creek.

Description: You're in for a world of pain if you go over the line and don't mark it zero, like Walter tells you. One of many memorable quotes from The Big Lebowski.

Description: Generic logo of a fictional business that sponsors a sports team from a sci-fi movie.

Description: Part hobo. Part cop. After being kicked off the force for a poor work ethic, his wife leaves him and his house is foreclosed on. Destitute and sleeping on the streets with only the clothes on his back and his trusty shotgun by his side, Hobocop is determined to rid the city of crime, his way.

Description: Front and back uniform number 6 in a retro futuristic font.

Description: It used to be you or something else was "as seen on TV." Now it's "as seen on YouTube."

Description: Rearrange the letters of the anagram to reveal the idiot. Spoiler...it's Elon Musk.

Description: Gutterballs is the the title of the adult film in Jeff Lebowski's vivid dream, presented by Jackie Treehorn, and starring The Dude himself and Maude Lebowski. The title graphic has a phallic appearance, featuring a bowling pin flanked by bowling balls on each side.

Description: For the brainiac in the family, this old sci-fi movie title makes the perfect gift.

Description: Tesler is either a knockoff brand of an EV, or it's what an orange oaf of a president incorrectly calls the car company he's trying to shill like he's a second-rate car salesman. "I love Tesler!"

Description: The Dude is mistaken for The Big Lebowski and has his head dunked in a toilet while being asked where the money is.

Description: From oil changes to car repair, Bob Currie of Bob's Garage is the mechanic to see in Schitt's Creek when your car needs automotive maintenance. The garage even has a car wash. Enjoy fresh bagels while you wait.

Description: How do you do, fellow kids? Generic, heavy metal music band name logo in iconic, black font, complete with standard lightning bolt.

Description: Johnny Rose once said that "you miss 100% of the tapes you don't play." That's the quote and slogan featured on this retro membership card for Rose Video. Notice that customers receive free popcorn with every rental. The last four digits in the store's phone number spell ROSE. The member number is a tribute to Moira's Rose's Garden.

Description: Lucky Arms cereal is part of a zombie's complete breakfast and now comes with soylent green clovers. They're morbidly delicious!

Description: Alexis Rose vanity license plate. Vroom Vroom, b*****s. The registration sticker features the production code for episode 60, "The Hospies", in which Alexis auditions for Cabaret and performs the title song from her critically accaimed reality show A Little Bit Alexis. FEB 19 is the month and year the episode premiered.

Description: Do you hoard VHS tapes?

Description: Lazy Halloween or cosplay costume of Torgo, the servant from the cult horror film, Manos: The Hands of Fate. If anybody asks who you are supposed to be, just let your shirt do the talkin'.