Description: Who wants a kabob? Savory, grilled cubes of meat on wooden skewers is a meat lover's delight. The next time you're at a BBQ party and the cook asks what you want, just say "What about kabob?" Mmm!...Mmmmmm!...Mmm!
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Description: When somebody ignores a 'NO SMOKING' sign, it's time to call the Smokebusters. They're ready to relieve you of your bad habit. Presumably, the heroes discharge fire extinguishers in the face of the offending smokers as they take a drag on their cigarette. This can also be used to celebrate and promote World No Tobacco Day (WNTD) which is celebrated annually on May 31. You can make everyday no tobacco day, if you quit smoking. Your lungs will thank you. Good health to all.
Description: "Ew David" has become a popular choice for personalized license plates in USA and Canada. Unfortunately only one person per state or province can pick that option, leaving many disappointed, die-hard fans of Schitt's Creek. The next best thing is to get yourself an Ew David simulated license plate design. No limit. The registration sticker features the production code for the episode in which Alexis first uttered the phrase. FEB 15 is the month and year the episode premiered.
Description: Moira Rose makes her acting comeback in the horror movie franchise The Crows Have Eyes, which we see as a trailer in season 6 of Schitt's Creek.
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$20.00 $25.00
Description: "Lick Rust" is one of Alexis Rose's best comeback lines, one that should be stamped into a vanity license plate. ARC stands for Alexis Rose Communications. The date on the registration sticker is when the line was said. The serial number is the production code number of the episode (episode 71)
Description: Eat Glass would make a great vanity license plate. It's David Rose's cutting comeback line he uttered to his sister Alexis, in an episode of Schitt's Creek. The registration sticker features the production code number of the episode in which the phrase was said. JAN 19 is the month and year the episode premiered.
Description: Some people would say that they are a lover, not a fighter. Irish people or someone celebrating Saint Patrick's Day might say that they are a clover, not a fighter. whatever the case, may the luck of the Irish be with you.
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Description: Vanity license plate for Bob Currie, owner and mechanic of Bob's Garage on Schitt's Creek. The registration sticker features the production code number of the episode in which Johnny Rose negotiates with Bob, for office space at the garage. JAN 16 is the month and year the episode premiered.
Description: Is it really made of stooges? Why, soytenly it is! Soytenly Green crackers are made of 99% of the finest stooges, resulting in a delicious and nutritious snack food. So the next time you have a craving for soy and lentil crackers, open a box of Soytenly Green. There's a stooge in every bite.
Description: Torgo is the strange caretaker in the horrible horror movie, Manos The Hands of Fate. He carries a staff that has a sculpted, metal hand attached to it. One of his popular lines is, "I take care of the place while the Master is away."
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Description: Walter Sobchak is very serious when it comes to rules in bowling, especially when it's a league game.If your foot goes over the line, you better mark it zero or you're in for a world of pain.
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Description: You're in for a world of pain if you go over the line and don't mark it zero, like Walter tells you. One of many memorable quotes from The Big Lebowski.
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$20.00 $25.00
Description: Johnny Rose once said that "you miss 100% of the tapes you don't play." That's the quote and slogan featured on this retro membership card for Rose Video. Notice that customers receive free popcorn with every rental. The last four digits in the store's phone number spell ROSE. The member number is a tribute to Moira's Rose's Garden.
Description: Lucky Arms cereal is part of a zombie's complete breakfast and now comes with soylent green clovers. They're morbidly delicious!
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Description: Alexis Rose vanity license plate. Vroom Vroom, b*****s. The registration sticker features the production code for episode 60, "The Hospies", in which Alexis auditions for Cabaret and performs the title song from her critically accaimed reality show A Little Bit Alexis. FEB 19 is the month and year the episode premiered.
Description: Scientists who take their work seriously, can get a little tense, especially when handling science beakers filled with dangerous chemicals while conducting lab experiments. Let nosy onlookers know that you need your space or the situation could get volatile and go KABOOM! Don't be afraid to tell anyone who interferes with your job, to back off.