Album: Politics

Description: You're the next contestant on The Price is High. Here's the next item up for bid. It's an expensive carton of eggs, brought to you by a tariff due to a trade war.

Description: Do you have an annoying conspiracy theorist in you life who drives you crazy with their endless, crazy and concocted stories? Well just tell them to "curb your conspiracy" and enjoy the rest of your day. It's a polite way of telling them to shut up.

Description: Rearrange the letters of the anagram to reveal the idiot. Spoiler...it's Elon Musk.

Description: Tesler is either a knockoff brand of an EV, or it's what an orange oaf of a president incorrectly calls the car company he's trying to shill like he's a second-rate car salesman. "I love Tesler!"

Description: Anti-fascist protesters must stand up and resist the third Reich of the Republican Party.

Description: Donald Trump thinks he can terrify Canada by tariffying Canada. Let the doofy Don know that he doesn't tariffy you with his trade war tantrum.

Description: Roland Schitt is running for higher office in 2020. He can't be any worse than the other candidates. Can he? Vote for Roland Schitt.

Description: Vote for Roland Schitt. If you're down on your luck, he'll lend you his truck.

Description: Vote for Roland Schitt in the mayoral race of Schitt's Creek.