Description: When somebody ignores a 'NO SMOKING' sign, it's time to call the Smokebusters. They're ready to relieve you of your bad habit. Presumably, the heroes discharge fire extinguishers in the face of the offending smokers as they take a drag on their cigarette. This can also be used to celebrate and promote World No Tobacco Day (WNTD) which is celebrated annually on May 31. You can make everyday no tobacco day, if you quit smoking. Your lungs will thank you. Good health to all.
Description: "Ew David" has become a popular choice for personalized license plates in USA and Canada. Unfortunately only one person per state or province can pick that option, leaving many disappointed, die-hard fans of Schitt's Creek. The next best thing is to get yourself an Ew David simulated license plate design. No limit. The registration sticker features the production code for the episode in which Alexis first uttered the phrase. FEB 15 is the month and year the episode premiered.
Description: "Lick Rust" is one of Alexis Rose's best comeback lines, one that should be stamped into a vanity license plate. ARC stands for Alexis Rose Communications. The date on the registration sticker is when the line was said. The serial number is the production code number of the episode (episode 71)
Description: Do you have an annoying conspiracy theorist in you life who drives you crazy with their endless, crazy and concocted stories? Well just tell them to "curb your conspiracy" and enjoy the rest of your day. It's a polite way of telling them to shut up.
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Description: Eat Glass would make a great vanity license plate. It's David Rose's cutting comeback line he uttered to his sister Alexis, in an episode of Schitt's Creek. The registration sticker features the production code number of the episode in which the phrase was said. JAN 19 is the month and year the episode premiered.
Description: What do you call a disgusting house guest that overstays its welcome and eats your family? What about Blob?
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Description: Vanity license plate for Bob Currie, owner and mechanic of Bob's Garage on Schitt's Creek. The registration sticker features the production code number of the episode in which Johnny Rose negotiates with Bob, for office space at the garage. JAN 16 is the month and year the episode premiered.
Description: Is it really made of stooges? Why, soytenly it is! Soytenly Green crackers are made of 99% of the finest stooges, resulting in a delicious and nutritious snack food. So the next time you have a craving for soy and lentil crackers, open a box of Soytenly Green. There's a stooge in every bite.
$22.00
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Description: Part hobo. Part cop. After being kicked off the force for a poor work ethic, his wife leaves him and his house is foreclosed on. Destitute and sleeping on the streets with only the clothes on his back and his trusty shotgun by his side, Hobocop is determined to rid the city of crime, his way.
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Description: It used to be you or something else was "as seen on TV." Now it's "as seen on YouTube."
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Description: Tesler is either a knockoff brand of an EV, or it's what an orange oaf of a president incorrectly calls the car company he's trying to shill like he's a second-rate car salesman. "I love Tesler!"
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Description: Johnny Rose once said that "you miss 100% of the tapes you don't play." That's the quote and slogan featured on this retro membership card for Rose Video. Notice that customers receive free popcorn with every rental. The last four digits in the store's phone number spell ROSE. The member number is a tribute to Moira's Rose's Garden.
Description: Alexis Rose vanity license plate. Vroom Vroom, b*****s. The registration sticker features the production code for episode 60, "The Hospies", in which Alexis auditions for Cabaret and performs the title song from her critically accaimed reality show A Little Bit Alexis. FEB 19 is the month and year the episode premiered.