Album: Phrases & Quotes

Description: Who wants a kabob? Savory, grilled cubes of meat on wooden skewers is a meat lover's delight. The next time you're at a BBQ party and the cook asks what you want, just say "What about kabob?" Mmm!...Mmmmmm!...Mmm!

Description: The price is wrong.

Description: Do you have an annoying conspiracy theorist in you life who drives you crazy with their endless, crazy and concocted stories? Well just tell them to "curb your conspiracy" and enjoy the rest of your day. It's a polite way of telling them to shut up.

Description: Torgo is the strange caretaker in the horrible horror movie, Manos The Hands of Fate. He carries a staff that has a sculpted, metal hand attached to it. One of his popular lines is, "I take care of the place while the Master is away."

Description: Walter Sobchak is very serious when it comes to rules in bowling, especially when it's a league game.If your foot goes over the line, you better mark it zero or you're in for a world of pain.

Description: Alexis' snappy comeback to David on Schitt's Creek.

Description: You're in for a world of pain if you go over the line and don't mark it zero, like Walter tells you. One of many memorable quotes from The Big Lebowski.

Description: Tesler is either a knockoff brand of an EV, or it's what an orange oaf of a president incorrectly calls the car company he's trying to shill like he's a second-rate car salesman. "I love Tesler!"

Description: The Dude is mistaken for The Big Lebowski and has his head dunked in a toilet while being asked where the money is.

Description: Lazy Halloween or cosplay costume of Torgo, the servant from the cult horror film, Manos: The Hands of Fate. If anybody asks who you are supposed to be, just let your shirt do the talkin'.

Description: A spoof of 1950s' monster movie titles. Teenagers can be scary. Once puberty hits, they mutate and start acting like monsters in a bad B-movie, called I Was a Teenaged Teenager!

Description: Scientists who take their work seriously, can get a little tense, especially when handling science beakers filled with dangerous chemicals while conducting lab experiments. Let nosy onlookers know that you need your space or the situation could get volatile and go KABOOM! Don't be afraid to tell anyone who interferes with your job, to back off.

Description: No matter what kind of scientist you are, there are always those who question your expertise. Scientists who take their work seriously, can get a little tense, especially when handling science beakers filled with dangerous chemicals while conducting lab experiments. Let nosy onlookers know that you need your space or the situation could get volatile and go KABOOM! Don't be afraid to tell anyone who interferes with your job, to back off.

Description: Get ready for a grass whoopin'!

Description: When tragedy strikes, comfort those in need with your worthless thoughts and useless prayers. Make a mockery of those who do not protect kids from guns.

Description: Join the mass exodus of people fleeing toxic social media sites.

Description: Shitty, egotistical behaviour needs to be called out.

Description: Donald Trump thinks he can terrify Canada by tariffying Canada. Let the doofy Don know that he doesn't tariffy you with his trade war tantrum.

Description: Look for the nearest eXit.

Description: Delete the toxic social media account that is filled with misinformation, in protest of the grifter. The white typography is a sign of the times.

Description: Vote for Roland Schitt in the mayoral race of Schitt's Creek.