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Back Off, Man! I'm A Scientist Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: No matter what kind of scientist you are, there are always those who question your expertise. Scientists who take their work seriously, can get a little tense, especially when handling science beakers filled with dangerous chemicals while conducting lab experiments. Let nosy onlookers know that you need your space or the situation could get volatile and go KABOOM! Don't be afraid to tell anyone who interferes with your job, to back off.

Tags: beaker, biology, chemical, chemist, chemistry
Close Encounter of the Rewind VHS Sci-fi Parody Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Remember those yellow smiley face stickers on rented VHS tapes that reminded you to rewind before returning them? This expressionless alien face emoji is a little more subtle about it, as it parodies a popular sci-fi movie.

Tags: alien, alien emoji, alien face, close encounter, emoticon
The B Stooges Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Torgo, Torg and Tor are three of the most infamous and incompetent henchman in B-movie history.

Tags: bmovie, henchman, manos the hands of fate, robot, sidekick
Rose Video Membership Card Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Inspired by the comedy TV series Schitt's Creek, this Rose Video membership card design is a great way to show your devotion and love for not only the show, but also your fondness for a bygone era of video stores and VHS.

Tags: schitts creek, video, rose video, vhs, retro
The Herbicide Squad Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Get ready for a grass whoopin'!

Tags: green, herbicide, lawn care specialist, movie spoof, stencil text
A Very Manos Xmas: The Festive Hands of Fate Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Don't be a humbug. Celebrate a very Manos Christmas with the Master, as Manos blesses us all with the festive hands of fate. If you resist, your usefulness will come to an end. Join our creepy Christmas cult. It is the will of Manos.

Tags: festive season, creepy face, horror parody, cult, holiday
VHS It's Fun to Rewind! Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Retro VHS design.

Tags: videotape, videocassette, retro, vintage, phrase
VHS It's Fun To Rewind! Video Store Reminder Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Video stores were always encouraging and reminding customers to rewind their rented VHS tapes, before returning them. One way they could have done that was to convince them that it's actually fun to do so. A sticker stating "We Think You'll Find It's Fun To Rewind" stuck directly onto VHS cassettes, would be a kind reminder to customers without sounding too pushy.

Tags: be kind rewind, movies, nostalgic, reminder, retro
Smokebusters No Smoking Logo Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: We're ready to relieve you of your bad habit. This parody logo imagines a response team answering the call of those who are being inundated with second-hand, cigarette smoke, from those who do not obey "No Smoking" signs. SMOKEBUSTERS ... they're not exterminators ... they're professional extinguishers.

Tags: anti smoking funny, addiction, bad habit, cigarette, smokebusters
Smokebusters No Smoking Movie Parody Emblem Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: We're ready to relieve you of your bad habit. This parody logo imagines a response team answering the call of those who are being inundated with second-hand, cigarette smoke, from those who do not obey "No Smoking" signs. SMOKEBUSTERS ... they're not exterminators ... they're professional extinguishers.

Tags: anti smoking funny, addiction, bad habit, cigarette, smokebusters
Brain Pattern Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Grey matter.

Tags: smart, symbolic, conceptual, intellectual, abstract
Smokebusters No Smoking Logo Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: If someone smokes and it don't smell good, call the Smokebusters! Wherever somebody is disobeying a NO SMOKING sign, Smokebusters will be there. Remember the Smokebusters motto: We Put Out!

Tags: anti smoking, cigarette, double entendre, double meaning, extinguisher
Zombies Love Brains Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: It's a grey matter of fact that zombies love brains.

Tags: love, grey matter, gray matter, matter of fact, brain
Voting Day of the Dead Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Zombies are rising from their graves and voting at the polls in the presidential election.

Tags: politics, 2020 election, presidential election, undead, political satire
Night of The Voting Dead Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: These relentless zombies cannot be stopped from voting.

Tags: voting matters, undead, 2020 presidential election, horror, parody movie
I Want My VHS Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: In the 80s, everyone was watching music videos and VHS tapes. I Want My VHS is a parody of a famous slogan and a nostalgic tribute to the decade.

Tags: video, bright colors, colorful, 80s retro, 1980s
SpaceXplosion Exploding Rocket Kaboom! Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Those space rockets blowed up real good! KABOOM! There is a large space rocket graveyard filled with my failures. I wish to add to it, given the choice. Those who take flights on my rocket ships do so at their own peril, but maybe this is their lucky day. - Ego Mux

Tags: dangerous, ego, elon musk, explosion, kaboom
Zombies Ate My Brain Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Zombie skulls.

Tags: gross, zombie, scary, skulls, skeleton
Manos Painting | The Master Handsome Devil Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Featured in the horror movie Manos the Hands of Fate, this painting depicts the cult leader known as The Master along with his demon Doberman dog. You can't blame him for thinking he is one handsome devil. Get it? Hand-some.

Tags: pun, movie, hands of fate, manos, demon dog
VHS Infection (Video Hoarder Syndrome) Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: If you have a large collection of videotapes in your home that is on the verge of swallowing you whole, you may have become infected with VHS. Video Hoarder Syndrome is a sickness for which there is currently no vaccine. It may be contagious. Cinephiles are urged to keep a safe distance from those who are infected.

Tags: cinephile, hoarder, infected, infection, medical condition
Night of the Halloween Party Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: If you're dying to go to a Halloween party but don't know what to dress as, this lazy Halloween costume will do the trick. So treat yourself with this spooky, movie parody design. Horror doesn't have to be hard.

Tags: horror, lazy halloween costume, night of the halloween party, green, text
Elect Roland Schitt 2020 Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Roland Schitt is running for higher office in 2020. He can't be any worse than the other candidates. Can he? Vote for Roland Schitt.

Tags: stars and stripes, election, political campaign, political satire, candidate
Vote for Roland Schitt Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Vote for Roland Schitt. If you're down on your luck, he'll lend you his truck.

Tags: pop culture reference, election campaign, politics, political, roland schitt
Re-Elect Roland Schitt For Mayor Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Vote for Roland Schitt in the mayoral race of Schitt's Creek.

Tags: election campaign, tv charater name, pop culture reference, tv series, tv show
I Collect Spores, Molds & VHS Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Do you have any hobbies? Paraphrase of a character's line from a popular ghosthunter movie.

Tags: molds, spores, logo, retro, paraphrase
Beautiful Bébé Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Are you a beautiful bébé? Love that journey for you! Inspired by a popular TV show, this whimsical design can become your life motto and everything will come up roses for you.

Tags: flowers, roses, whimsical, floral, baby
Beautiful Bébé Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Everything is coming up roses with this pop culture design inspired by a TV show. Love that journey for you if you're a beautiful bébé.

Tags: schitts creek, phrase, life motto, life philosophy, floral
Be Cruel and Unspool VHS Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Instead of being kind and rewinding, a little devil taps you on your shoulder and tells you to "be cruel and unspool." Parody of a retro video store sticker.

Tags: parody, videotape, please rewind, evil, humor
Close Encounter Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Be kind and have a close encounter. Video store sticker parody.

Tags: emoticon, close encounter, parody, vhs sticker, video store sticker
Print Is Dead Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: This design is so ironic that there may not be a need to iron the apparel it's printed on should it become wrinkled.

Tags: premature, humor, print, sarcastic, flippant
Video Hoarder Syndrome (VHS) Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: If you're surrounded by wall-to-wall videotapes in your home, you probably have a bad case of VHS -- Video Hoarder Syndrome. For serious tapeheads with a videotape addiction, the first step is admitting you have a problem. Make this your first step.

Tags: addiction, collector, hoarder, videotapes, dead format
VHS Tracking & Field Team Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Anyone ever join the tracking and field team in Video High School (VHS)? Go old school and relive your glory days with this design.

Tags: high school, video, tracking, school team, athletics
We'll Kick Your Behind Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: After their previous polite reminder to "please rewind" was ignored too many times, video stores started threatening their customers with a smile.

Tags: yellow, happy face, retro, vhs, iconic
I Forgot To Rewind Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: For everytime that you forgot to rewind, don't you wish you had this sticker to apply to your VHS tapes when you returned them to the video store?

Tags: forgot, rewind, forgotten things, mind, forgotten
Please Rewind Back to 1989 Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Turn back time and rewind back to 1989 when some of your favourite movies came out on VHS.

Tags: rewind, retro, iconic, happy face, smile
Manos Sheriff Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Whatever it is you're not doing, go don't do it somewhere else! Hands down, the most comical line in Manos: The Hands of Fate. For that reason, it deserved a comic book look in tribute, complete with speech bubble that has the line uttered by the sheriff.

Tags: comical, movie, quote, hands of fate, manos

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