Baseball T-Shirts

Description: Those space rockets blowed up real good! KABOOM! There is a large space rocket graveyard filled with my failures. I wish to add to it, given the choice. Those who take flights on my rocket ships do so at their own peril, but maybe this is their lucky day. - Ego Mux

Description: Zombie skulls.

Description: Featured in the horror movie Manos the Hands of Fate, this painting depicts the cult leader known as The Master along with his demon Doberman dog. You can't blame him for thinking he is one handsome devil. Get it? Hand-some.

Description: If you have a large collection of videotapes in your home that is on the verge of swallowing you whole, you may have become infected with VHS. Video Hoarder Syndrome is a sickness for which there is currently no vaccine. It may be contagious. Cinephiles are urged to keep a safe distance from those who are infected.

Description: If you're dying to go to a Halloween party but don't know what to dress as, this lazy Halloween costume will do the trick. So treat yourself with this spooky, movie parody design. Horror doesn't have to be hard.

Description: Roland Schitt is running for higher office in 2020. He can't be any worse than the other candidates. Can he? Vote for Roland Schitt.

Description: Delete the toxic social media account that is filled with misinformation, in protest of the grifter. The white typography is a sign of the times.

Description: Vote for Roland Schitt. If you're down on your luck, he'll lend you his truck.

Description: Vote for Roland Schitt in the mayoral race of Schitt's Creek.

Description: Do you have any hobbies? Paraphrase of a character's line from a popular ghosthunter movie.

Description: Sometimes your love for a bad movie knows no bounds and you just have to proclaim it to the world. In this case, it's the cult horror movie, Manos: The Hands of Fate. The red hands and the text say it all.

Description: Are you a beautiful bébé? Love that journey for you! Inspired by a popular TV show, this whimsical design can become your life motto and everything will come up roses for you.

Description: Everything is coming up roses with this pop culture design inspired by a TV show. Love that journey for you if you're a beautiful bébé.

Description: Instead of being kind and rewinding, a little devil taps you on your shoulder and tells you to "be cruel and unspool." Parody of a retro video store sticker.

Description: Be kind and have a close encounter. Video store sticker parody.

Description: This design is so ironic that there may not be a need to iron the apparel it's printed on should it become wrinkled.

Description: If you're surrounded by wall-to-wall videotapes in your home, you probably have a bad case of VHS -- Video Hoarder Syndrome. For serious tapeheads with a videotape addiction, the first step is admitting you have a problem. Make this your first step.

Description: Anyone ever join the tracking and field team in Video High School (VHS)? Go old school and relive your glory days with this design.

Description: If grumpy video store customers had their way back in the day, they would have had their own stickers to apply on video tapes that they returned.

Description: After their previous polite reminder to "please rewind" was ignored too many times, video stores started threatening their customers with a smile.

Description: For everytime that you forgot to rewind, don't you wish you had this sticker to apply to your VHS tapes when you returned them to the video store?

Description: Turn back time and rewind back to 1989 when some of your favourite movies came out on VHS.

Description: Whatever it is you're not doing, go don't do it somewhere else! Hands down, the most comical line in Manos: The Hands of Fate. For that reason, it deserved a comic book look in tribute, complete with speech bubble that has the line uttered by the sheriff.

Description: Delicious toasted arms cereal made 100% of people. Now with soylent green clovers! Part of a zombie's complete breakfast. They're morbidly delicious! Look for the arm with the gold watch in every box.

Description: Its mission; to boldly bore like no movie has done before.

Description: To boldly bore like never before.

Description: To boldly bore like never before.

Description: The Slow Motion Picture. This movie's mission: To boldly bore like never before.

Description: Star Drek is a parody of a popular 1970's sci-fi movie that has been accused of being a little boring and slow. You might say it boldly bored its viewers who had gone to theaters to see it.

Description: Sometimes your love for a bad movie knows no bounds and you just have to proclaim it to the world. In this case, it's the cult horror movie, Manos: The Hands of Fate. The red hands and the text say it all.

Description: This bizarre, B-movie monster was determined to enslave the human race and conquer the world when it couldn't even conquer a simple blowtorch. It did manage to conquer basic poetry. I live in a cave, I have giant claws, I'll conquer your world, despite all my flaws.

Description: Do you prefer bad, B-movies over big-budget blockbusters? If so, let those others have their popular films. As for you and me, it's Reptilicus for the rest of us! Out of this, a new holiday was born. Celebrate Reptilicus Day on Feb. 20th and 21st. Find out more https://steemit.com/movie/@movievigilante/reptilicus-for-the-rest-of-us

Description: Celebrate the holiday season with this festive design of your favourite B-movie. From all of us to you, have a very Manos X-mas!

Description: Film poster for sci-fi children's Christmas movie

Description: Danish version of the film poster for Häxan.

Description: Movie poster for the children's sci-fi Christmas movie Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.