Crewneck Sweatshirts

Description: When you're on a stakeout and you're thirsty, you can't argue with that math.

Description: Some people wear their hearts on their sleeves while others wear their nostalgia on their chest. This retro VHS logo would be the latter.

Description: A spoof of 1950s' monster movie titles. Teenagers can be scary. Once puberty hits, they mutate and start acting like monsters in a bad B-movie, called I Was a Teenaged Teenager!

Description: Scientists who take their work seriously, can get a little tense, especially when handling science beakers filled with dangerous chemicals while conducting lab experiments. Let nosy onlookers know that you need your space or the situation could get volatile and go KABOOM! Don't be afraid to tell anyone who interferes with your job, to back off.

Description: Remember those little round stickers that video rental stores would stick on their VHS tapes to remind you to rewind your tapes before returning them? Rose Video's own version might have looked like this, back when VHS was the predominant format. We must remind you to rewind.

Description: The MUSK SUX might be a new line of vehicles on the market. The model's name is intended for each letter to be enunciated individually as in S-U-X, but we really can't stop anyone from pronouncing it SUCKS.

Description: For those times when space can be a lonely place.

Description: No matter what kind of scientist you are, there are always those who question your expertise. Scientists who take their work seriously, can get a little tense, especially when handling science beakers filled with dangerous chemicals while conducting lab experiments. Let nosy onlookers know that you need your space or the situation could get volatile and go KABOOM! Don't be afraid to tell anyone who interferes with your job, to back off.

Description: Remember those yellow smiley face stickers on rented VHS tapes that reminded you to rewind before returning them? This expressionless alien face emoji is a little more subtle about it, as it parodies a popular sci-fi movie.

Description: Torgo, Torg and Tor are three of the most infamous and incompetent henchman in B-movie history.

Description: Inspired by the comedy TV series Schitt's Creek, this Rose Video membership card design is a great way to show your devotion and love for not only the show, but also your fondness for a bygone era of video stores and VHS.

Description: The Master from the cult film Manos The Hands of Fate, does not approve of many things. His red hands would probably give you thumbs down in disaproval.

Description: Get ready for a grass whoopin'!

Description: Formerly known as the USA, this country is now owned by Russia.

Description: When somebody ignores a 'NO SMOKING' sign, it's time to call the Smokebusters. They're ready to relieve you of your bad habit.

Description: For those who refuse to rewind their rented or borrowed VHS tapes because they are less than kind.

Description: Don't be a humbug. Celebrate a very Manos Christmas with the Master, as Manos blesses us all with the festive hands of fate. If you resist, your usefulness will come to an end. Join our creepy Christmas cult. It is the will of Manos.

Description: Retro VHS design.

Description: Video stores were always encouraging and reminding customers to rewind their rented VHS tapes, before returning them. One way they could have done that was to convince them that it's actually fun to do so. A sticker stating "We Think You'll Find It's Fun To Rewind" stuck directly onto VHS cassettes, would be a kind reminder to customers without sounding too pushy.

Description: Let people know that you did your duty as an American and farted.

Description: We're ready to relieve you of your bad habit. This parody logo imagines a response team answering the call of those who are being inundated with second-hand, cigarette smoke, from those who do not obey "No Smoking" signs. SMOKEBUSTERS ... they're not exterminators ... they're professional extinguishers.

Description: We're ready to relieve you of your bad habit. This parody logo imagines a response team answering the call of those who are being inundated with second-hand, cigarette smoke, from those who do not obey "No Smoking" signs. SMOKEBUSTERS ... they're not exterminators ... they're professional extinguishers.

Description: Rearrange the letters of the anagram to reveal the idiot. Spoiler...it's Elon Musk.

Description: When tragedy strikes, comfort those in need with your worthless thoughts and useless prayers. Make a mockery of those who do not protect kids from guns.

Description: Join the mass exodus of people fleeing toxic social media sites.

Description: Grey matter.

Description: Shitty, egotistical behaviour needs to be called out.

Description: A grifter is always going to grift.

Description: If someone smokes and it don't smell good, call the Smokebusters! Wherever somebody is disobeying a NO SMOKING sign, Smokebusters will be there. Remember the Smokebusters motto: We Put Out!

Description: It's a grey matter of fact that zombies love brains.

Description: Anti-fascist protesters must stand up and resist the third Reich of the Republican Party.

Description: Zombies are rising from their graves and voting at the polls in the presidential election.

Description: Donald Trump thinks he can terrify Canada by tariffying Canada. Let the doofy Don know that he doesn't tariffy you with his trade war tantrum.

Description: These relentless zombies cannot be stopped from voting.

Description: Look for the nearest eXit.

Description: In the 80s, everyone was watching music videos and VHS tapes. I Want My VHS is a parody of a famous slogan and a nostalgic tribute to the decade.