Kids T-Shirts

Description: No matter what kind of scientist you are, there are always those who question your expertise. Scientists who take their work seriously, can get a little tense, especially when handling science beakers filled with dangerous chemicals while conducting lab experiments. Let nosy onlookers know that you need your space or the situation could get volatile and go KABOOM! Don't be afraid to tell anyone who interferes with your job, to back off.

Description: Remember those yellow smiley face stickers on rented VHS tapes that reminded you to rewind before returning them? This expressionless alien face emoji is a little more subtle about it, as it parodies a popular sci-fi movie.

Description: Torgo, Torg and Tor are three of the most infamous and incompetent henchman in B-movie history.

Description: Inspired by the comedy TV series Schitt's Creek, this Rose Video membership card design is a great way to show your devotion and love for not only the show, but also your fondness for a bygone era of video stores and VHS.

Description: Get ready for a grass whoopin'!

Description: When somebody ignores a 'NO SMOKING' sign, it's time to call the Smokebusters. They're ready to relieve you of your bad habit.

Description: Don't be a humbug. Celebrate a very Manos Christmas with the Master, as Manos blesses us all with the festive hands of fate. If you resist, your usefulness will come to an end. Join our creepy Christmas cult. It is the will of Manos.

Description: Retro VHS design.

Description: Video stores were always encouraging and reminding customers to rewind their rented VHS tapes, before returning them. One way they could have done that was to convince them that it's actually fun to do so. A sticker stating "We Think You'll Find It's Fun To Rewind" stuck directly onto VHS cassettes, would be a kind reminder to customers without sounding too pushy.

Description: We're ready to relieve you of your bad habit. This parody logo imagines a response team answering the call of those who are being inundated with second-hand, cigarette smoke, from those who do not obey "No Smoking" signs. SMOKEBUSTERS ... they're not exterminators ... they're professional extinguishers.

Description: We're ready to relieve you of your bad habit. This parody logo imagines a response team answering the call of those who are being inundated with second-hand, cigarette smoke, from those who do not obey "No Smoking" signs. SMOKEBUSTERS ... they're not exterminators ... they're professional extinguishers.

Description: Grey matter.

Description: If someone smokes and it don't smell good, call the Smokebusters! Wherever somebody is disobeying a NO SMOKING sign, Smokebusters will be there. Remember the Smokebusters motto: We Put Out!

Description: It's a grey matter of fact that zombies love brains.

Description: Zombies are rising from their graves and voting at the polls in the presidential election.

Description: Donald Trump thinks he can terrify Canada by tariffying Canada. Let the doofy Don know that he doesn't tariffy you with his trade war tantrum.

Description: These relentless zombies cannot be stopped from voting.

Description: In the 80s, everyone was watching music videos and VHS tapes. I Want My VHS is a parody of a famous slogan and a nostalgic tribute to the decade.

Description: Those space rockets blowed up real good! KABOOM! There is a large space rocket graveyard filled with my failures. I wish to add to it, given the choice. Those who take flights on my rocket ships do so at their own peril, but maybe this is their lucky day. - Ego Mux

Description: Zombie skulls.

Description: Featured in the horror movie Manos the Hands of Fate, this painting depicts the cult leader known as The Master along with his demon Doberman dog. You can't blame him for thinking he is one handsome devil. Get it? Hand-some.

Description: If you have a large collection of videotapes in your home that is on the verge of swallowing you whole, you may have become infected with VHS. Video Hoarder Syndrome is a sickness for which there is currently no vaccine. It may be contagious. Cinephiles are urged to keep a safe distance from those who are infected.

Description: If you're dying to go to a Halloween party but don't know what to dress as, this lazy Halloween costume will do the trick. So treat yourself with this spooky, movie parody design. Horror doesn't have to be hard.

Description: Roland Schitt is running for higher office in 2020. He can't be any worse than the other candidates. Can he? Vote for Roland Schitt.

Description: Vote for Roland Schitt. If you're down on your luck, he'll lend you his truck.

Description: Vote for Roland Schitt in the mayoral race of Schitt's Creek.

Description: Do you have any hobbies? Paraphrase of a character's line from a popular ghosthunter movie.

Description: Are you a beautiful bébé? Love that journey for you! Inspired by a popular TV show, this whimsical design can become your life motto and everything will come up roses for you.

Description: Everything is coming up roses with this pop culture design inspired by a TV show. Love that journey for you if you're a beautiful bébé.

Description: Instead of being kind and rewinding, a little devil taps you on your shoulder and tells you to "be cruel and unspool." Parody of a retro video store sticker.

Description: Be kind and have a close encounter. Video store sticker parody.

Description: This design is so ironic that there may not be a need to iron the apparel it's printed on should it become wrinkled.

Description: If you're surrounded by wall-to-wall videotapes in your home, you probably have a bad case of VHS -- Video Hoarder Syndrome. For serious tapeheads with a videotape addiction, the first step is admitting you have a problem. Make this your first step.

Description: Anyone ever join the tracking and field team in Video High School (VHS)? Go old school and relive your glory days with this design.

Description: After their previous polite reminder to "please rewind" was ignored too many times, video stores started threatening their customers with a smile.

Description: For everytime that you forgot to rewind, don't you wish you had this sticker to apply to your VHS tapes when you returned them to the video store?