Shorts

Description: The Master from the cult film Manos The Hands of Fate, does not approve of many things. His red hands would probably give you thumbs down in disaproval.

Description: Get ready for a grass whoopin'!

Description: Formerly known as the USA, this country is now owned by Russia.

Description: For those who refuse to rewind their rented or borrowed VHS tapes because they are less than kind.

Description: Don't be a humbug. Celebrate a very Manos Christmas with the Master, as Manos blesses us all with the festive hands of fate. If you resist, your usefulness will come to an end. Join our creepy Christmas cult. It is the will of Manos.

Description: Retro VHS design.

Description: Video stores were always encouraging and reminding customers to rewind their rented VHS tapes, before returning them. One way they could have done that was to convince them that it's actually fun to do so. A sticker stating "We Think You'll Find It's Fun To Rewind" stuck directly onto VHS cassettes, would be a kind reminder to customers without sounding too pushy.

Description: We're ready to relieve you of your bad habit. This parody logo imagines a response team answering the call of those who are being inundated with second-hand, cigarette smoke, from those who do not obey "No Smoking" signs. SMOKEBUSTERS ... they're not exterminators ... they're professional extinguishers.

Description: We're ready to relieve you of your bad habit. This parody logo imagines a response team answering the call of those who are being inundated with second-hand, cigarette smoke, from those who do not obey "No Smoking" signs. SMOKEBUSTERS ... they're not exterminators ... they're professional extinguishers.

Description: Rearrange the letters of the anagram to reveal the idiot. Spoiler...it's Elon Musk.

Description: When tragedy strikes, comfort those in need with your worthless thoughts and useless prayers. Make a mockery of those who do not protect kids from guns.

Description: Grey matter.

Description: If someone smokes and it don't smell good, call the Smokebusters! Wherever somebody is disobeying a NO SMOKING sign, Smokebusters will be there. Remember the Smokebusters motto: We Put Out!

Description: It's a grey matter of fact that zombies love brains.

Description: Anti-fascist protesters must stand up and resist the third Reich of the Republican Party.

Description: Zombies are rising from their graves and voting at the polls in the presidential election.

Description: These relentless zombies cannot be stopped from voting.

Description: In the 80s, everyone was watching music videos and VHS tapes. I Want My VHS is a parody of a famous slogan and a nostalgic tribute to the decade.

Description: Zombie skulls.

Description: Featured in the horror movie Manos the Hands of Fate, this painting depicts the cult leader known as The Master along with his demon Doberman dog. You can't blame him for thinking he is one handsome devil. Get it? Hand-some.

Description: If you have a large collection of videotapes in your home that is on the verge of swallowing you whole, you may have become infected with VHS. Video Hoarder Syndrome is a sickness for which there is currently no vaccine. It may be contagious. Cinephiles are urged to keep a safe distance from those who are infected.

Description: If you're dying to go to a Halloween party but don't know what to dress as, this lazy Halloween costume will do the trick. So treat yourself with this spooky, movie parody design. Horror doesn't have to be hard.

Description: Roland Schitt is running for higher office in 2020. He can't be any worse than the other candidates. Can he? Vote for Roland Schitt.

Description: Vote for Roland Schitt. If you're down on your luck, he'll lend you his truck.

Description: Vote for Roland Schitt in the mayoral race of Schitt's Creek.

Description: Do you have any hobbies? Paraphrase of a character's line from a popular ghosthunter movie.

Description: Sometimes your love for a bad movie knows no bounds and you just have to proclaim it to the world. In this case, it's the cult horror movie, Manos: The Hands of Fate. The red hands and the text say it all.

Description: Are you a beautiful bébé? Love that journey for you! Inspired by a popular TV show, this whimsical design can become your life motto and everything will come up roses for you.

Description: Everything is coming up roses with this pop culture design inspired by a TV show. Love that journey for you if you're a beautiful bébé.

Description: Instead of being kind and rewinding, a little devil taps you on your shoulder and tells you to "be cruel and unspool." Parody of a retro video store sticker.

Description: Be kind and have a close encounter. Video store sticker parody.

Description: This design is so ironic that there may not be a need to iron the apparel it's printed on should it become wrinkled.

Description: If you're surrounded by wall-to-wall videotapes in your home, you probably have a bad case of VHS -- Video Hoarder Syndrome. For serious tapeheads with a videotape addiction, the first step is admitting you have a problem. Make this your first step.

Description: Anyone ever join the tracking and field team in Video High School (VHS)? Go old school and relive your glory days with this design.

Description: If grumpy video store customers had their way back in the day, they would have had their own stickers to apply on video tapes that they returned.

Description: After their previous polite reminder to "please rewind" was ignored too many times, video stores started threatening their customers with a smile.