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Zombies Ate My Brain Tapestry

Description: Zombie skulls.

Tags: gross, zombie, scary, skulls, skeleton
Manos Painting | The Master Handsome Devil Tapestry

Description: Featured in the horror movie Manos the Hands of Fate, this painting depicts the cult leader known as The Master along with his demon Doberman dog. You can't blame him for thinking he is one handsome devil. Get it? Hand-some.

Tags: pun, movie, hands of fate, manos, demon dog
VHS Infection (Video Hoarder Syndrome) Tapestry

Description: If you have a large collection of videotapes in your home that is on the verge of swallowing you whole, you may have become infected with VHS. Video Hoarder Syndrome is a sickness for which there is currently no vaccine. It may be contagious. Cinephiles are urged to keep a safe distance from those who are infected.

Tags: cinephile, hoarder, infected, infection, medical condition
Night of the Halloween Party Tapestry

Description: If you're dying to go to a Halloween party but don't know what to dress as, this lazy Halloween costume will do the trick. So treat yourself with this spooky, movie parody design. Horror doesn't have to be hard.

Tags: horror, lazy halloween costume, night of the halloween party, green, text
Elect Roland Schitt 2020 Tapestry

Description: Roland Schitt is running for higher office in 2020. He can't be any worse than the other candidates. Can he? Vote for Roland Schitt.

Tags: stars and stripes, election, political campaign, political satire, candidate
Exit Through The Grift Shop Tapestry

Description: Delete the toxic social media account that is filled with misinformation, in protest of the grifter. The white typography is a sign of the times.

Tags: delete, exit, grift, grifter, misinformation
Vote for Roland Schitt Tapestry

Description: Vote for Roland Schitt. If you're down on your luck, he'll lend you his truck.

Tags: pop culture reference, election campaign, politics, political, roland schitt
Re-Elect Roland Schitt For Mayor Tapestry

Description: Vote for Roland Schitt in the mayoral race of Schitt's Creek.

Tags: election campaign, tv charater name, pop culture reference, tv series, tv show
I Collect Spores, Molds & VHS Tapestry

Description: Do you have any hobbies? Paraphrase of a character's line from a popular ghosthunter movie.

Tags: molds, spores, logo, retro, paraphrase
This Gal Loves Manos the Hands of Fate Tapestry

Description: Sometimes your love for a bad movie knows no bounds and you just have to proclaim it to the world. In this case, it's the cult horror movie, Manos: The Hands of Fate. The red hands and the text say it all.

Tags: cult film, cult movies, bad movie, love, manos
Beautiful Bébé Tapestry

Description: Are you a beautiful bébé? Love that journey for you! Inspired by a popular TV show, this whimsical design can become your life motto and everything will come up roses for you.

Tags: flowers, roses, whimsical, floral, baby
Beautiful Bébé Tapestry

Description: Everything is coming up roses with this pop culture design inspired by a TV show. Love that journey for you if you're a beautiful bébé.

Tags: schitts creek, phrase, life motto, life philosophy, floral
Be Cruel and Unspool VHS Tapestry

Description: Instead of being kind and rewinding, a little devil taps you on your shoulder and tells you to "be cruel and unspool." Parody of a retro video store sticker.

Tags: parody, videotape, please rewind, evil, humor
Close Encounter Tapestry

Description: Be kind and have a close encounter. Video store sticker parody.

Tags: emoticon, close encounter, parody, vhs sticker, video store sticker
Print Is Dead Tapestry

Description: This design is so ironic that there may not be a need to iron the apparel it's printed on should it become wrinkled.

Tags: premature, humor, print, sarcastic, flippant
Video Hoarder Syndrome (VHS) Tapestry

Description: If you're surrounded by wall-to-wall videotapes in your home, you probably have a bad case of VHS -- Video Hoarder Syndrome. For serious tapeheads with a videotape addiction, the first step is admitting you have a problem. Make this your first step.

Tags: addiction, collector, hoarder, videotapes, dead format
VHS Tracking & Field Team Tapestry

Description: Anyone ever join the tracking and field team in Video High School (VHS)? Go old school and relive your glory days with this design.

Tags: high school, video, tracking, school team, athletics
Kiss My Behind I Won't Rewind Tapestry

Description: If grumpy video store customers had their way back in the day, they would have had their own stickers to apply on video tapes that they returned.

Tags: parody, icon, bum, buttocks, ass
We'll Kick Your Behind Tapestry

Description: After their previous polite reminder to "please rewind" was ignored too many times, video stores started threatening their customers with a smile.

Tags: yellow, happy face, retro, vhs, iconic
I Forgot To Rewind Tapestry

Description: For everytime that you forgot to rewind, don't you wish you had this sticker to apply to your VHS tapes when you returned them to the video store?

Tags: forgot, rewind, forgotten things, mind, forgotten
Please Rewind Back to 1989 Tapestry

Description: Turn back time and rewind back to 1989 when some of your favourite movies came out on VHS.

Tags: rewind, retro, iconic, happy face, smile
Manos Sheriff Tapestry

Description: Whatever it is you're not doing, go don't do it somewhere else! Hands down, the most comical line in Manos: The Hands of Fate. For that reason, it deserved a comic book look in tribute, complete with speech bubble that has the line uttered by the sheriff.

Tags: comical, movie, quote, hands of fate, manos
Lucky Arms Tapestry

Description: Delicious toasted arms cereal made 100% of people. Now with soylent green clovers! Part of a zombie's complete breakfast. They're morbidly delicious! Look for the arm with the gold watch in every box.

Tags: four leaf clover, morbid, body parts, lucky, parody
The Crows Have Eyes Tapestry

Description: Concept for The Crows Have Eyes 3 horror movie.

Tags: shlock, bmovie, spoof, birds, sequel
Star Drek Tagline A Tapestry

Description: Its mission; to boldly bore like no movie has done before.

Tags: humor, movies, funny, logo, star drek
Star Drek Tagline Tapestry

Description: To boldly bore like never before.

Tags: film parody, science fiction, space, sci fi, sign
Star Drek Tagline Tapestry

Description: To boldly bore like never before.

Tags: insignia, motion picture, funny, logo, space
Star Drek Tapestry

Description: The Slow Motion Picture. This movie's mission: To boldly bore like never before.

Tags: sci fi, funny, parody logos, spoof, pop culture
Star Drek The Slow Motion Picture Tapestry

Description: Star Drek is a parody of a popular 1970's sci-fi movie that has been accused of being a little boring and slow. You might say it boldly bored its viewers who had gone to theaters to see it.

Tags: science fiction movie, movie, film parody, space, sci fi
This Guy Loves Manos the Hands of Fate Tapestry

Description: Sometimes your love for a bad movie knows no bounds and you just have to proclaim it to the world. In this case, it's the cult horror movie, Manos: The Hands of Fate. The red hands and the text say it all.

Tags: bad movie, cult film, cult movies, hands, horror
B-Movie Monster Tapestry

Description: This bizarre, B-movie monster was determined to enslave the human race and conquer the world when it couldn't even conquer a simple blowtorch. It did manage to conquer basic poetry. I live in a cave, I have giant claws, I'll conquer your world, despite all my flaws.

Tags: badmovie, rhyme, moviemonster, bizzare, poem
Reptilicus for the Rest of Us Tapestry

Description: Do you prefer bad, B-movies over big-budget blockbusters? If so, let those others have their popular films. As for you and me, it's Reptilicus for the rest of us! Out of this, a new holiday was born. Celebrate Reptilicus Day on Feb. 20th and 21st. Find out more https://steemit.com/movie/@movievigilante/reptilicus-for-the-rest-of-us

Tags: holiday, fake holiday, mst3k, bad movie, reptile
A Very Manos X-Mas! Tapestry

Description: Celebrate the holiday season with this festive design of your favourite B-movie. From all of us to you, have a very Manos X-mas!

Tags: movie, humor, film, christmas, merry christmas
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians Tapestry

Description: Film poster for sci-fi children's Christmas movie

Tags: aliens, space, xmas, mars, humor
Heksen (Häxan) Tapestry

Description: Danish version of the film poster for Häxan.

Tags: heksen, film, movie
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians Tapestry

Description: Movie poster for the children's sci-fi Christmas movie Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.

Tags: aliens, sci fi, space, martians, movie

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